Unimportant Ramblings

My name is Chloe. I'm 21. I go to school in Minnesota, but my hometown is in Wisconsin. I just need some friends. I'm too awkward to do that though.
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mammamoon:

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

(via homicidalbrunette)

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

(via homicidalbrunette)

I had a dream he died last night. It was devastating.

(via standarddevious)

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

I’m slowly becoming this person and it scares me.

(via standarddevious)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

I am committed to living a life I am proud of. 

(via standarddevious)

I have a serious case of wanderlust. I need to get back to London. At least I get to see Norway in a couple months.

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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(via kifkrokers)

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aureateparalian:

Every time Bob Belcher says “oh my god”

Perfection in a single tumblr post

(via standarddevious)

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

(via homicidalbrunette)

purplekecleon:

the Very Important guide on recognizing cat positions

purplekecleon:

the Very Important guide on recognizing cat positions

(via homicidalbrunette)

(via pizza)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via chronicintrovert)

The hobbit soundtrack is perfect for reading fantasy. Really enhances the experience. I suppose I should read the books and watch the movies sometime.